An acronym for Laughing So Hard That I Soiled Myself. Is becoming wildly popular and will soon replace lol.
Funny Man: A lobster walks into a bar carrying a popsicle. The bartender eats the popsicle. The lobster goes "That's no popsicle, that's my wallet."
Guy who now needs a new pair of pants: lshtism
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.