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LSHTIBML 

Laughing So Hard That I Blew My Load. An expression use when LOL, or even LAWL just will not suffice.
Johnny: That was the funniest shit I've ever seen

Ronnie: LSHTIBML

Johnny: Damn bro... you're cleaning that up.
LSHTIBML by Jake Slade November 9, 2011
Related Words
That was so funny ilshismp.
lshismp by Jon February 8, 2004
Internet acronym that stands for 'Laughing so hard I think I shit myself'. Made extra funny as it has the word 'shit' in it.
that was so funny it had me lshitism'ing.
LSHITISM by mrPrez September 27, 2004
Danz: OMFG! You just raped my ears! You forcefully shoved info into them which I did not want!
Royal: lshism
lshism by Royal Celebi August 4, 2007

LSHISMGDOMFC 

Laughing so hard I spilled my grape drink on my fried chicken.

Used to imply the stereotype among black people loving grape drinks and fried chicken.
Black Guy 1: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Black Guy 2: Why?
Black Guy 1: Because 6 is afraid of 7!
Black Guy 2:LSHISMGDOMFC!
Laugh So Hard I Shit My Britches
Wow, you do a lot of blow!

LSHISMB!
LSHISMB by Marty McFriend June 4, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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