LSMSA 

Louisiana School for Math, Science, and the Arts.

1) A state-wide residential magnet school for Louisiana's gifted and talented students of grades 11 and 12 located on the campus of Northwestern State University in Natchitoches.

2) A school with many fine looking girls, hard academics, and has more drama than Laguna Beach.

David: Hey Jake, did u hear about this magnet school called LSMSA?

Jake: Yea, I heard its a tough school, but the girls are hot.

LSMSA by MeriwetherBR06 July 20, 2008

lsmsa 

An extremely intelligent young lass or lady that has attended the Louisiana School for Math, Science, and the Arts. The equivalency of MIT for high school.

That nigga so smart he could've gone to LSMSA.

lsmsa by Da Man with a Plan August 21, 2008

LTMSA 

Stands for: Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

LTMSA by Super Steve Bishop January 20, 2008

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) 

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008

lsmaj

Laughing So My Arse Jiggles

that's so funny i was lsmaj :)

lsmaj by nniicckkpp January 1, 2011

lmsao 

Laughing My Sexy Ass Off!

Chuck Norris is the man.

Person 1 - LOL!
Person 2 - LMSAO!

lmsao by Juicy G April 20, 2007

lmsao 

Laughing My Sexy Ass Off

-moo
-lmsao

lmsao by Pink-Kitten September 24, 2009