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laughing quietly inside.
another form of lol except quieter, used when in a library or other quiet place.

"the librarian is oggling me, lqi"
lqi by freezerbag January 31, 2009
Words you can keep
LQI : Laughing quietly and/or internally
what's app conversation:

- Hey dude. Check this funny picture
- LQI
- ???
- LQI as laughing quietly and internally
- oh ok. Alright
LQI by Ishaaq February 16, 2015
Related Words
LQI lqi-ddi LQIM lqimc LQIMH
Lower Quality Individual. Someone who has at least two of the following traits:
1. Abuses controlled substances.
2. Breeds so much that they can't take care of their children and instead calls up the politicians to force a nanny-state to do the parenting for them.
3. Has been convicted of more than a traffic violation and has been in trouble of the law.
4. Steals from family and stores.
5. Borrows money from you and borrows more the very next day with no intention of paying it back.
6. Anyone with an ego problem/small penis who acts more macho than they should.
7. Someone who had premarital sex.
8. Someone who was married, and isn't married anymore, and death had no part in it.
9. Drinks alcohol to extreme and may have killed someone and got away with premeditated murder.
Don't go to that town, it's full of LQI's.

I know a LQI in my neighborhood.
That joke didn’t make me LOL, but I did LQI.
LQI by Zoe RFB December 13, 2018
laughing quietly inside -- deep, deep inside.
Eunice: (talking to a bald guy trying to be funny) "Hey cueball."

Bald guy: (sarcastically -- preferably dead-pan) lqi-ddi.
lqi-ddi by ctree1 July 7, 2011
LQIMH;; laughing quietly in my head.
guy:i fell on my face
other guy:lqimh.
LQIMH by itszmarkel March 7, 2009
laugh/ing quietly in my cubicle
text msg.. you cracked me up so much. i lqimc

opposite of lol - laugh out loud
lqimc by trax-anne September 2, 2009
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