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The act of reading a message and then ignoring it or not replying for 24 hours.
She totally lozzed my message!
lozzed by DaveyMemvis November 20, 2016
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when someone orders a piece of custom made music gear and gets screwed by the builder.
"Man you seriously got lazzed on that beta lead preamp."

"My custom guitar was such a piece of shit, I totally got lazzed"
lazzed by bassdude666 December 5, 2012
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To laugh so hard that you wizz in your pants; a combination of laughing and wizzing. Taken from an episode of 30 Rock.
"That episode was so funny I was lizzed all night."
Lizzed by ConspiracyTheory123 March 26, 2009
Lozzer is the best little person in the world
Lozzer is such a g
lozzer by Anondhsjaksnd November 11, 2020
To be extremely wasted, and make out with random guys, as well as pee in inappropriate places
Boy 1: oh my god did you see that girl pee in the shower last night??
Boy 2: yeah she was totally lizzed
lizzed by Alison Tweds September 30, 2009
Ghetto are of Birmingham. Home to gangs, murders and crime.
Lozzels is a ghetto!
Lozzels by Ashley Blake-Moore January 5, 2008
Lizzed is a beautiful girl. She is shy but once you get to know her she will be the best thing you will have. She likes to go on adventures and she will love and cherish you like no other.

Usually doesn’t like to let her feelings out because she is scared to.
Lizzed is really pretty but she looks sad
Lizzed by Yolkiii May 26, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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