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Lover's Alibi

Two peoples' love who can withstand anything and will always be together inlove.
They have their Lover's Alibi
by TricksterSup May 11, 2011
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lover's nuts

"The bitch was such a prick tease she gave me lover's nuts."
by shwilla June 28, 2008
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Lover's Remorse

When you end up hating the person you liked/loved just the other day. You may or may not like someone else instead, and it may or may not be followed by a feeling of remorse/douchbaginess for getting over someone so quickly.
John's having a bad case of lover's remorse. Yesterday he loved Julie, and now he hates her.
by zaazaazaa May 18, 2010
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Lover’s foot

A beautiful build up of your partner’s sexual discharge in between your toes causing a unique fungal growth of the foot.

May cause a pleasant inability to walk properly.
Billy gave Nick some nasty lover’s foot.
by Og-Bobby-Johnson May 12, 2021
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lover's intuition

When two lovers seem to know how the other is feeling, even when they are apart.
Julie had been feeling sad all day, when she received a surprise message from her lover (Mark) asking her if she was alright.
Julie had never told Mark she was sad, but his lover's intuition told him something was wrong.
by PurpleParadox April 15, 2012
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Lover's lane

An old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as blowjobs, dick-squeezing, The Dirty Sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.
"Mom, me and Peggy-Jean are gonna be at Lover's Lane!"
"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."
"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."
"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."
"Oh..."
by Sean August 13, 2004
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lover's nuts

Testicular pain caused by prolonged sexual stimulation without ejaculation.
EXAMPLE:

' At the next table, also alone, was Cyprian Ukwende, the Indaro, the Nigerian . . .

. . . ' He needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would fuck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of lust and jism all the time. And he ached to be with his Indaro relatives. Back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.

' Ukwende's face was impassive as he ordered the Number Three Breakfast with whole-wheat toast. Behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover's nuts. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 11 (Pages 92 - 93).
by Dinkum March 4, 2014
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