love staking 

desperately trying to get the attention of a loved one

Cori was love staking Jimmy in History.

love staking by Madison Gardener May 13, 2005

shaking hands with the governor of love 

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)

I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

shaking hands with the governor of love by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006