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love stains 

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."
love stains by gramaticon July 20, 2008
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Love Stains 

When a guy gets cum all over a piece of furniture.
"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."

"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.

"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"

"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.

"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"
Love Stains by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008

love stains 

What you leave in the back of your friends car after you borrow it for a date with your girlfriend.
John,"Here is $20 for your car."
Greg,"My car! What did you do to it?"
John,"I left some Love Stains in the backseat."
love stains by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005

Love Stain 

1 n: A permanent mark caused by the act of sexual intercourse, generally dried semen
2 n: The pain of having your heart broken
"I left a love stain or two on your couch, Jeremy, sorry, bro."
Love Stain by God October 28, 2004

Fuck I Love Stairs 

A Phrase often yelled out at parties, with the meaning "fuck i love skanks"

Often used to avoid getting into fights with boyfriends and getting kicked out.
Bill hey look at all these girls at this party.
Greg FUCK I LOVE STAIRS!!
Fuck I Love Stairs by Sandpipper September 27, 2018

LOVEstained 

A man stained of love. He's usually tatted, 5'8 (not as short as he thinks he is) and is the owner of the LOVE shack. He also loves long walks to the ice cream shoppe to get his favorite afrodesiac loveboost ice cream.
Wow he really is a LOVESTAINED, he has so much love to give.
LOVEstained by Clearwaters25 August 2, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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