love stains

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."

by gramaticon July 20, 2008

Love Stains

When a guy gets cum all over a piece of furniture.

"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."

"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.

"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"

"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.

"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"

by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008

love stains

What you leave in the back of your friends car after you borrow it for a date with your girlfriend.

John,"Here is $20 for your car."
Greg,"My car! What did you do to it?"
John,"I left some Love Stains in the backseat."

by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005

Love Stain

1 n: A permanent mark caused by the act of sexual intercourse, generally dried semen
2 n: The pain of having your heart broken

"I left a love stain or two on your couch, Jeremy, sorry, bro."

by God October 28, 2004

Fuck I Love Stairs

A Phrase often yelled out at parties, with the meaning "fuck i love skanks"

Often used to avoid getting into fights with boyfriends and getting kicked out.

Bill hey look at all these girls at this party.
Greg FUCK I LOVE STAIRS!!

by Sandpipper September 27, 2018

LOVEstained

A man stained of love. He's usually tatted, 5'8 (not as short as he thinks he is) and is the owner of the LOVE shack. He also loves long walks to the ice cream shoppe to get his favorite afrodesiac loveboost ice cream.

Wow he really is a LOVESTAINED, he has so much love to give.

by Clearwaters25 August 2, 2017