love nuts 

Pain and swelling in the testicles when the male becomes extremely aroused, but is denied the sex act. Same meaning as blue balls.

Man, she don't put out - that's three nights in a row I've gone home with love nuts.

love nuts by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

fuzzy love nuts 

When a man squeezes his hairy scrotum between his legs forcing the scrotum into the shape of a heart.

Sara was excited when Tim gave her fuzzy love nuts for Valentine's day.

fuzzy love nuts by CaptDick985 February 14, 2014

You're going to love my nuts. 

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.

Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

You're going to love my nuts. by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009

Lovenuts 

The pain a person feels in his balls after not getting any.

"Last night she took me home but then we didn't have sex and I got stuck with a pair of lovenuts..."

Lovenuts by Edrill July 10, 2009