love hotel 

Japanese hotels that rent rooms by the hour for daytime use by couples.

Shibuya is the best place to take your girlfriend to a love hotel.

love hotel by kilkrazy July 7, 2005

love hotel 

A Love Hotel /ləv/ /hōˈte/) is a short-stay, day-use only hotel with tariffs extending from 30 minutes to several hours. Originally used by Japanese married couples due to a lack of space in Japanese homes, love hotels are now often frequented by young couples who still live with their parents. In the French context they provide a convenient (indeed awesome!) location for a common French practise, the “cinq à sept” (literally, "five to seven", pronounced "sank-ah-set"). The phrase is used in France as a synecdoche for a visit to one's mistress. The rooms of love hotels, usually themed, include original decoration to meet all customers' fantasies (doctor’s office, bondage, mirrors, etc). The Love Hotel in Paris is located in Europe’s biggest sex shop. It is safe haven for low budget adulterers who have nowhere else to go for their cinq à sept. It is conveniently located in the middle of the city, easily accessible with public transport. One should be mentally prepared to walk into the sex shop by broad daylight, but when you’ve tried the office showers and the corner of the street in the middle of November, and have been busted a couple of times, you won’t care anymore, as long as you can get a private room and any kind of furniture to have sex on. It has a wide range of rooms with different themes, but the best ones are the African and Oriental rooms. It’s the best place to be in Paris, much better than the Eiffel Tower.

With Jean we needed a not too expensive place to fuck each other’s brains out, so we went to the love hotel after work between five and seven, then we ate cheese and drank wine before going home to our families.

love hotel by Jacques French June 4, 2013

hopeless love 

being in love with someone and it's hopeless

"I love Justin Timberlake with all my heart."

"But he doesn't know of your existence."

"Hopeless love."

hopeless love by the hopeless lover February 18, 2014

Homeless love

Man and woman still so much in love,
while being homeless

Showing affection under street bridges
homeless love

Homeless love by DJ APEX February 25, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019