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Guttural Love Child 

(noun)
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.

{2} A good name for a band.

{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.
Jim's mom virgin who has never been married. In fact, I know she used to be a blow job philanthropist, and I know that Jim is not adopted. This means one thing; Jim is a guttural love child. What a douche.

Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?

I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.

lovebutter

The fluid that is ejaculated from the eye of the penis (cock,dick,one eyed mullet,etc.) at the climax of male sexual activity.
When I got ready to shoot my lovebutter on her pussy hair she screamed shoot that lovebutter in my mouth!
lovebutter by coastworm November 8, 2003
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026