2 definitions by George Alexander
(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
(noun)
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.
{2} A good name for a band.
{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.
{2} A good name for a band.
{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.
Jim's mom virgin who has never been married. In fact, I know she used to be a blow job philanthropist, and I know that Jim is not adopted. This means one thing; Jim is a guttural love child. What a douche.
Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?
I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.
Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?
I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009