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love your enemies
A teaching from Jesus Christ that asks us to show compassion and love towards people we dislike the most.
The vast majority of Christians, as of 2008, have either forgetten, ignored, or torn this teaching out of their Bibles. Perhaps the most challenging teaching Jesus gave us. Easy enough to love our friends and the good God, but very difficult to even try to love our enemies.
It's anticipated that within the near future, Christians will re-incorporate this principle into their lives.
The vast majority of Christians, as of 2008, have either forgetten, ignored, or torn this teaching out of their Bibles. Perhaps the most challenging teaching Jesus gave us. Easy enough to love our friends and the good God, but very difficult to even try to love our enemies.
It's anticipated that within the near future, Christians will re-incorporate this principle into their lives.
Christian: Damn those f****** Arab terrorists, and screw the Democrats. I despise Osama bin Laden to my core!
Questioner: Umm...didn't Jesus teach us "love your enemies"? It says so in Matthew 5:44!
Christian: "Love your enemies"? Oh, I hated that section so I tore the page out of my Bible! LOL! :)
Questioner: Umm...didn't Jesus teach us "love your enemies"? It says so in Matthew 5:44!
Christian: "Love your enemies"? Oh, I hated that section so I tore the page out of my Bible! LOL! :)
love your enemies by jesustaughtlove.org October 16, 2008
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stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
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Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
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Hardo
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