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love your enemies
A teaching from Jesus Christ that asks us to show compassion and love towards people we dislike the most.
The vast majority of Christians, as of 2008, have either forgetten, ignored, or torn this teaching out of their Bibles. Perhaps the most challenging teaching Jesus gave us. Easy enough to love our friends and the good God, but very difficult to even try to love our enemies.
It's anticipated that within the near future, Christians will re-incorporate this principle into their lives.
The vast majority of Christians, as of 2008, have either forgetten, ignored, or torn this teaching out of their Bibles. Perhaps the most challenging teaching Jesus gave us. Easy enough to love our friends and the good God, but very difficult to even try to love our enemies.
It's anticipated that within the near future, Christians will re-incorporate this principle into their lives.
Christian: Damn those f****** Arab terrorists, and screw the Democrats. I despise Osama bin Laden to my core!
Questioner: Umm...didn't Jesus teach us "love your enemies"? It says so in Matthew 5:44!
Christian: "Love your enemies"? Oh, I hated that section so I tore the page out of my Bible! LOL! :)
Questioner: Umm...didn't Jesus teach us "love your enemies"? It says so in Matthew 5:44!
Christian: "Love your enemies"? Oh, I hated that section so I tore the page out of my Bible! LOL! :)
love your enemies by jesustaughtlove.org October 16, 2008
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prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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