love chop
When a female gets slapped in or around the the face with an erect penis during the act of fellatio either by the recipient or of her own accord
love chop by theoneandonlyporkchop August 3, 2012
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lamb chop love hole
lamb chop love hole by jay adkins August 6, 2007
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Lovechop
love chop (noun)
1. A person that has proven their love for you and always will. 2. A person that has walked into your life in a 0.3% chance out of seven billion, and stayed. 3. A person that puts someone else's needs before theirs. 4. A person that will always be there for you no matter what. 5. A person whom you can trust with any thought or emotion. 6. A person that is always right there by your side to help you tackle each and every obstacle you face. 7. A person that will take up their own personal time to assure anothers life will turn out just fine after a rough situation. 8. A person that has positively impacted your life in infinite ways.
1. A person that has proven their love for you and always will. 2. A person that has walked into your life in a 0.3% chance out of seven billion, and stayed. 3. A person that puts someone else's needs before theirs. 4. A person that will always be there for you no matter what. 5. A person whom you can trust with any thought or emotion. 6. A person that is always right there by your side to help you tackle each and every obstacle you face. 7. A person that will take up their own personal time to assure anothers life will turn out just fine after a rough situation. 8. A person that has positively impacted your life in infinite ways.
Lovechop by Applecologolisque September 5, 2015
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