lost paine

An underground Instagram clothing brand owned by supposedly the same person that made the brand “No Selection”, but I think I know who.

“Yo where did you get that hoodie tee from bro? Oh, I got it from Lost Paine bro!”

lost paine by HAHAHA1800 February 21, 2022

lostpainting 

Noun. One who attempts to combine outdated gay culture with goth fashion and personal "style" and ends up looking like a whorish mess.

Hey look at that lostpainting, he thinks he's eccentric and cool. Lets kick his ass.

lostpainting by Israeli D June 10, 2008

lostpainting 

Noun. A lostpainting is a homosexual gentleman who thinks himself highly original and free thinking. However, to an observer, a lostpainting is exposed as a cleverly crafted poseur of little real substance.

Originally in reference to the 1966 art-heist film How to Steal a Million, starring Audrey Hepburn and Peter O'Toole.

A lostpainting is epitomized by this quote from the film:

Charles Bonnet (O'Toole): What have I done? I've given the world a precious opportunity of studying and viewing the Cellini Venus.
Nicole Bonnet (Hepburn): Which is not by Cellini!
Charles Bonnet: Ahh, labels, labels. It's working with the Americans that's given you this obsession with labels and brand names. I wish you'd give up that ridiculous job.

Homosexual 1: Oh look! It's that guy! He's so clever and individual.
Homosexual 2: I assure you, he's merely a lostpainting.
Homosexual 1: *Frowns sternly at the aforementioned passer-by*

lostpainting by Darcjuan Emilio Estevez August 5, 2008