The best people. Lorreyne doesn’t take bad mouthing from people. She doesn’t put up with that. She’s usually scary, not her looks (sometimes) but her personality. She cares and she’s been through enough to know what to say and do to make you feel better.
A: Hey remember when Lo-
J: Omg yes that was so funny and nobody ever stopped laughing because Lorreyne’slaugh was so funny so we all got sent to the hospital!
A: how’d you know what I was going to say?
J: because Lorreyne.
A:Oh right.
Lorreyne is a scary person, she has a vicious dog and it’s not her looks that scare you *most of the time* it’s her personality. She won’t let you talk trash about her or to her face. She knows Victoria’s Secret. Her laugh makes you laugh. Lorreyne is cool as hell too. Her style might be a bit weird but that’s her! You instantly know when someone says her name or talks about her. She’s a bit predictable and keep her. You don’t know what you had until you lost her. She might not be perfect but she 100% will help you through the good and the bad.
AFTERLIFE:
A: Hey! Remember that time when Lo-
J:omg yea that was so funny we all laughed and then when Lorreyne started laughing we couldn’t stop laughing at her laugh so we all died at the hospital from lack of oxygen laughing too much.
A: how did you know what I was going to say?
J: because Lorreyne.
A: oh right.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'