A lordgasm is an orgasm one might receive when worshiping and believing so hard they cream their jeans. It is apparent in the faces and actions of millions of deep faith christians. This provides them to have an outlet for their sexual energy that is otherwise denied them due to their faith.

That girl just had a lordgasm and spoke in tongues - she's not going home with dry panties

lordgasm by gothnerd December 14, 2009

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LOVEGASMS

THE ACTUAL ORGASMS YOU GET WHILE HAVE LOVEGASMIC SEX!
WHILE HAVING GETTING READY OR ACTUALLY HAVING AND

AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW GOOD YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER MAKES YOU FEEL, AND HOW MUCH YOU REALLY LOVE THEM!!

REAL CHEMISTRY BETWEEN TWO IS REQUIRED TO HAVE LOVEGASMS.

HE GAVE ME A LOVEGASMS WHILE PERFORMING ORAL SEX!

MY NEIGHBOR AND HER BOYFRIEND HAVE LOVEGASMS ALL NIGHT LONG!

THERE IS NO FEELING BETTER THAN AN LOVEGASMS!

LOVEGASMS by Sherriloveiam September 24, 2011

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lovegasm

love at an extreme level

i am in lovegasm with my girlfriend

lovegasm by tommy cains August 2, 2008

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Lordgasm

The obnoxious and uncomfortable mentioning aloud of the name of Jesus Christ in prayer by the person saying the prayer which removes its sanctity. This phenomenon is found commonly in Pentacostal Christianity.

I wish that the old lady in back would stop having a lordgasm so I can pray in peace.

Lordgasm by UrbanBurban December 25, 2018

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