lord of the ring 

When a male eats ass for the first time

Jessica told me mike ate her ass last night he is a lord of the ring now

lord of the ring by The1506 August 28, 2020

The lord of the ring 

When you drop your wedding ring into another girls expanded anus and give up on your marriage

Im worried because john became the lord of the ring when we did anal.

The lord of the ring by Poopshlooper200 August 15, 2014

lord of the onion ring 

And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.

Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.

lord of the onion ring by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

lord of the rings 

1. The Lord of the Rings...
An epic fantasy novel written half a century ago by J.R.R. Tolkien otherwise known as John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. It carries on after his famous work, The Hobbit. The Lord of the Rings is divided into three parts - The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King.
The story of how Tolkien wrote his epic adventure is quite unique and his works are very inspiring to millions aroud the world.
2. The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into movies. The more memorable and accurate adaption being Peter Jackson's theatrical trilogy, released from 2001-2003. His films took home dozens of awards including Golden Globes, and many Oscars Academy Awards.

1. ~"I am going to read Tolkien's Lord of the Rings this summer."
~"Oh... Okay... You do that."
2. ~"I've seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy 7 consecutive times."
~"No wonder you're so pale.."

lord of the rings by Plumberry September 23, 2005

lord of the rings drinking game 

1 Watch anyone of the incredible lord of the rings trilogy.
2 Invite friends/geeks/alcoholics
3 Add favourite shots
4 Everytime anyone says "THE RING" a shot must be taken by all

Rules The last man/woman/geek/alcoholic/friend/hobbit left standing (or Sitting) wins causing much gayity and rejoicing

lord of the rings drinking game by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005

The Lord of the Rings 

The greatest piece of literary fiction ever, the Lord of the Rings is an epic high fantasy novel written by J.R.R. Tolkien during the 30's and 40's and published in the 50's. People often mistakenly refer to it as a trilogy. IT IS NOT A TRILOGY. It is one novel divided into six books and appendices. It was however released in three volumes because the publisher wanted more money.

The Lord of the Rings takes place in Tolkien's "Middle-earth" and focuses on the hobbit Frodo Baggins, who is tasked with destroying the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron (the titular Lord of the Rings) many years ago. The novel also focuses on many other heroes and villians. The Lord of the Rings has served as an example for countless other fantasy works to emulate in story, characters, and setting.

The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into a movie trilogy by director Peter Jackson. Although they are of course inferior to the original book, they are still very good. Many people like to compare The Lord of the Rings to J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, most likely because the first Lord of the Rings movie and the first Harry Potter movie both came out in 2001. However, there is really no comparison. Harry Potter is good, but The Lord of the Rings is a pure literary masterpiece.

The Lord of the Rings is a must read for pretty much anyone.

The Lord of the Rings by Revolutionary Left December 5, 2009

Post Lord of the Rings Depression 

Being in a depressed state of mind after the Lord of the Rings film(s) end and you have to return to your own sh*t, boring life.

Guy: There's only one thing wrong with The Lord of the Rings; when it ends.

Guy 1: I watched lotr yesterday
Guy 2: Did you get post lord of the rings depression?
Guy 1: As always

Post Lord of the Rings Depression by Branwell Jäger November 27, 2013