lorcan

A fit man with massive penis balls. He will do dookies all day and never run out of poop! He is CEO of big chugnus and meme. He da owner of Muscle republic and will steal yo mans if you mess wit him. He loves to suck fat juicy cock and semen comes out and he lick it up so good. Is also famous rapper drake (da real slim shady)

"omg look over there i think its a lorcan!"
*lorcan doing big chungus funny and keanu reeve call him breathtaking*

by cumcoochie October 28, 2019

Lorcan

A smart, athletic and extremely attractive man who is particularly talented in bed. He is generally good hearted and is harassed by female attention.

Who's that sexy fella, probably a Lorcan.

by Regularbitch👅 September 2, 2016

Lorcan

The sweetest and cutest boy ever created. He is talented, smart, creative, funny and much more. He's loved and cared for by many. A Lorcan is extremely rare so he must be treated with gentleness and love.

Wow...he is such a Lorcan!

by PenPineappleApplePen2020 November 14, 2020

Lorcan

Irish name, derived from the name Laurence. Means Little Fierce One.

Lorcan ya bleedin tick, stop lurkin in the bushes........

by Wolfbang Connoisseur February 3, 2010

Lorcan

Generally called a sarcastic bastard. . . yet the person in question was clearly born in wedlock.

-Stop acting like Lorcan, your such an ass!
- I may be sarcastic but I'm no bastard.

by Slurry January 27, 2007

Lorcan

Lorcan is the sweetest, kindest, and smartest guy I know. Every time I see him I swear he is always working on something. He is a whole-hearted individual who will always put others' needs before his own. If you ever meet a Lorcan you'll immediately see the golden retriever energy he gives off.

Person 1: "Why are you so happy?"
Person 2: "Because of Lorcan!"

by MilkManFan October 1, 2022

Lorcan

A person obsessed with girls especially if they're called Natalia

I'm certain he's a lorcan

by Sexy boiii 123 June 30, 2018