Urban Dictionary: Lorcan

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A smart, athletic and extremely attractive man who is particularly talented in bed. He is generally good hearted and is harassed by female attention.

Who's that sexy fella, probably a Lorcan.

by Regularbitch👅 September 02, 2016

Irish name, derived from the name Laurence. Means Little Fierce One.

Lorcan ya bleedin tick, stop lurkin in the bushes........

by Wolfbang Connoisseur February 03, 2010

Generally called a sarcastic bastard. . . yet the person in question was clearly born in wedlock.

-Stop acting like Lorcan, your such an ass!
- I may be sarcastic but I'm no bastard.

by Slurry January 22, 2007

Doesn’t think Olivia is an obese page. Just a normal page. But also a lorcan is really fit

Lorcan doesn’t think Olivia is an obese page

by Bossbaby69 June 15, 2019

A person obsessed with girls especially if they're called Natalia

I'm certain he's a lorcan

by Sexy boiii 123 June 30, 2018

fat cunt. smells like shit. fucking shrek lookin ass ogre cunt motherfucker

go away you smell like lorcan cunt. take a shower normie.

by Squidward666 June 09, 2018

a very ugly rugby playing irish paddy cocksucker boy, overly into dubstep.

omg did you see my amazing tackle? cuz i'm a lorcan....