Thomas Longhurst 

A clueless hippie who doesn't smoke weed but acts high

Dude 1: God that was like talking to a brick wall
Dude 2: Thats Thomas Longhurst for you

Thomas Longhurst by GoulburnHippie November 25, 2021

Owen longhurst 

A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.

Person1: what lesson have you got next

Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got

Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch

Owen longhurst by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024

Songhurst 

A bald creature, with a shiny head

Why that thing so shiny.
It’s a Songhurst

Songhurst by BigTimJim November 18, 2019

Lindhurst 

Ball sacks...dirty ball sacks. Argues that he has the smallest penis. Loves to masturbate. He likes to sniggy snoggy. Huge Tim and Eric fan and gamer...BULLSEYE...NICE! Suffers from minor dyslexia. Hockey makes him rock hard. Enjoys the occasional rub down of bacon.

Hey lets run around naked and rub our asses on each other...wait you mean lets lindhurst?

Does anyone know what the sound of a ball sack is? um...lindhurst

Lindhurst by bungun November 29, 2010

laughurst 

Good weed, that has the power to make you laugh.

This shit is laughurst.

laughurst by HD December 11, 2003

Lyndhurst NJ

A town, One square mile. Most Drama EVER. all the girls are sluts, and the teenagers get drunk and high almost everyday. They think they are cool if they get so drunk, to where they fall over themselves, and if they can not remember anything the next day. they boys are all man whores and players. ALL of the guys are players. most of the children grades are bad. if your not a slut in this town (which would be surprising) your probably to ugly and fat. If your pretty and not a slut, then your probably weird. If your pretty, not a slut, and not weird then that's extremely surprising. there are a few kids like this. Maximum amount, about 15. This towns school system sucks.

Person 1 : have you ever been to Lyndhurst NJ?

Person 2: oh, you mean the small town, with all the sluts drama and man whore players, that will probably work at Wendy's when their older?

Person 1: YES! thats it!!

Lyndhurst NJ by Sally Swenger. March 16, 2011

lyndhurst 

A town in Bergen County New jersey, right outside the city of New York. back in the day known notoriously for tough italian and polish kids, the mafia, with alot of pride, has changed to a future slum. With some clues of mob activity, small gang activity and alot of political pull it has become very corrupt town. many urban citizens have made their home here, increasing the population which had dropped in the early 1990's... With much more developement to come, for example project housings, strip malls, a golf course, new baseball fields, and most importantly the seond biggest mall in the world soon to come!(2010).

otherwise, these motherfuckers are druggies and alcoholics, wannabe gang members, wannabe ghetto, everchanging trend people, boring in every situation, but ALWAYS have eachother's backs... ahahah

lyndhurst, i got noooo cluueee brooooo

lyndhurst by ahaha u wanna kno? :) November 24, 2005