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long song 

in rap-longer then 5 minutes
in rock-longer than 6

in metal-longer then 7

in prog-longer than 20
hey jude is a long rock song because it is 7 minutes long. even the gods must die by nile is a long metal song because it is 10 minutes long.

six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater is a long prog song because it is 42 minutes long.

Me- "hey billy wanna listen to a really long song?"
Billy-"through the fire and flames by dragonforce? that song is almost 8 minutes long!"

Me-"no six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater, it is 42 minutes long"
Billy-"okay you sexy machine"
long song by cocklover43 September 13, 2009
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Dong a long sing a song 

When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.
Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"

Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"

Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"

Girl:"mmmm kinky"
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026