Long Cock

To over rule/win with great confidence. By going over and above, or by possessing a superior idea.

Dan and Tim were fighting over the same girl at the bar. Both went and talked to her but when Tim talked to her had the the waitress bring over her favorite drink. Thous Tim Long Cocked Dan. She was impressed and went home with Tim.

Long Cock by Danger Doe August 18, 2010

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Long Cock Syndrome

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.

Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?

Long Cock Syndrome by Candis November 15, 2022

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nude long cock

A nude long cock is a shaved penis that is overly large.

Ya dig?

"Skylar, do you have a Nude Long Cock?"

"I would if i had a cock"

nude long cock by Sydney.... ? January 10, 2010

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Wade Grahm Long-cock

Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.

First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!

While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)

Wade Grahm Long-cock by Zarcry January 3, 2009