long balls

It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.

Larry David, Curb your Enthusiasm. "I have long balls, LONG BALLS!"

long balls by Capitaann November 12, 2007

long balls

A condition occuring in males, characteristed by testicles slightly more distended than the average pair. The condition has been appropriated by some Afro-Caribbean communities as Long Ass Balls, which is something of a misnomer since the patient's anus is unrelated to the condition.

Untreated, Long Balls might result in serious medical emergency. Typically, complications related to Long Balls will arise when the patient suddenly twists his body, momentarily ensnaring the testicles in the fly of underwear which 'acts like a noose'. Scrotal haematoma, or contusion is likely to occur, or 'twisty balls' in laymans terms.

long balls by alberto pardsnip August 11, 2010

long balls

something really boring and seemingly never ending. It can also be used for perfunctory tasks.

doing the housework is long balls

long balls by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. 

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

long in the balls 

when a man is old, over the hill. similaRr to the exp. long in the tooth.

How old is Larry? He looks a little long in the balls.

long in the balls by Morton Hunt March 15, 2008

Long-ball-ism 

A condition that extends the sac holding a mans balls, causing it to stretch and sag. Common in older men who think that swimsuits can be worn as underwear.

No, your underwear are supposed to keep your balls closer to your waist not your knees. I think you have long-ball-ism, or you need new underwear!

Long-ball-ism by Chilli Fest April 17, 2020

Chicks dig the long ball 

Currently used to suggest that women are impressed by feats of strength or spectacular heroics. The phrase entered the pop culture vocabulary through a 1998 Nike ad featuring All-Star baseball players Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, and Mark McGwire. In it the two skinny pitchers go on an intense training program to become home run hitters like beefy Mark McGwire.

Q: Bro, why did you run into traffic to save that hot girl's dog? You could have been killed.
A: You know . . . chicks dig the long ball.

Chicks dig the long ball by Beets by Dr. Shrute January 30, 2016