loling out

Spending the weekend wearing only your pants while strawn out on your sofa with a beer in one hand and a video games controller/tv remote in the other

Nutrition involves pizza, chicken & chips or kebab leftovers from friday night

John: Yeh so what you doing this weekend?
Jason: Nothing much, Just loling out lol

loling out by bingobongo69 September 24, 2010

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Lolling out loud

If you lol out loud you laugh out loud out loud...which means you actually say lol even though you are talking in real life.
Lolling out loud exposes that you actually spend more time in the virtual world than in real life and makes you seem like a fucking loser.

Peron A: Tells joke
Person B: lol (lolling out loud)
Person A: get a life!

Lolling out loud by am_dream August 4, 2008

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Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.

I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.

Losing Sight Out of My Ear by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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