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locamotion 

when one guy has sex with a woman doggy style or missionary style and there's a guy fucking you in the ass while there's a row of at least 2 guys behind him one fucking him in the ass and the other fucking that guy in the ass ( also can be done by lesbians with strap-ons ) there are many ways to do this but ( And that's one sore ass but ;)) they must be ass fucking each other
friend 1:dude why are you walking funny?
friend 2: i was in a locamotion last night and i was in the middle
friend 1: o_O
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cellco location 

The use of another electronic device such as your land line or other cell phone to find your missing cell phone.
Not unlike how bats use "echo location" to find their nesting areas or food, human animals often use "cellco location" to find their missing cell phone.
cellco location by Garret_P August 16, 2009

Doing the Lokomotion

Getting blacked out from drinking too many Four Lokos and dancing like a retard
Look at Jones doing the Lokomotion over there. What a lightweight bro-hater.

Emancipossum Locomotion 

The Southern Yokel form of the name of the Emancipation Proclaimation, signed by President Lincoln in 1863. Often found being said south of the Mason-Dixon line. (The Southern U.S)
But officer, I'se free. Ain't you done heard about the Emancipossum Locomotion?

social location fraud 

Tricking a social location service--like Foursquare, Loopt, or Gowalla--into thinking you're someplace you're not.
Dude, how did this guy become the Mayor of the North Pole?? That's some social location fraud right there.

Date Time Location 

A more specific When And Where with a Get To The Point kind of question. Perfect for when you're in a hurry and want to set a meeting quickly. Or when some fuckboy tries to ask you out. Or when you're bored and you want to find some niggas to chill with.
Boy: Um, hey wanna go out?
Girl: Who the fuck are you?
Boy: That's irrelevant. Go out with me.
Girl: Date Time Location.
Boy: Uh, I don't know like Tuesday, 3:00, The Park.
Girl: Okay I'll think about it. No. And get the fuck out my face.
Boy: NIGGA!
Date Time Location by Merthod January 31, 2015

Richard Locomotion

Richard Locomotion (rɪʧərd ˌloʊkəˈmoʊʃən)
is a word synonymous to the phrase, "dick move"
Dick is usually the nickname given to people who are named Richard--
Locomotion is a synonym to the word move (movement)--
Hence, Dick move = Richard locomotion
Wow, he just tripped that old man, dick move, man.
I say, that chap has just purposefully done an action that led to that elderly citizen stumbling and falling down, richard locomotion, sir.
Richard Locomotion by Bagsolodel December 12, 2021