lobster-claw

the female equivalent of teabagging.

she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.

lobster-claw by The Jello Fetus February 7, 2012

lobster claw 

A sexual move where a person inserts four fingers into the vagina leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. Make hand motions as a lobster would.

I traveled to acadia national park looking for some great east coast lobster. I met a local dock hand, that gave me a real lobster claw.

lobster claw by stokesdawgkillah October 9, 2011

lobster claw 

A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'

lobster claw by Professor Murder March 10, 2005

lobster claw 

The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.

"Why can't Sally walk strait?"

"I just gave her the lobster claw."

lobster claw by markadillicus January 30, 2005

Lobster Claw 

Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.

When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.

Lobster Claw by R Brown May 24, 2006

Lobster Claw 

The act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time. Your thumb is on her ass and the remaining fingers are on her pussy.

I met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink I gave her the Lobster Claw. Instead of getting a drink, she pulled me into the bathroom where I not only Lobster Clawed her somemore, but did it with her pants off.

Lobster Claw by the wrEcKless 1 January 5, 2011

Lobster Claw 

A very skinny, bony person with red skin due to lack of pigment.

Alli is a Lobster Claw!

Lobster Claw by Doug Estey June 27, 2006