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lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel January 18, 2016
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Walking the lobster

"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.

1) To take a risk.

2) To cross the line.
1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?

Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.
by Gabe Feltenstoner October 3, 2011
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Walking the lobster

1) To take a risk.
2) To cross the line.
1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.
by Gabe Feltenstoner October 4, 2011
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