Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.
Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy
This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.