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When two or more people setup their computers on the same local area network (LAN), and in most cases, play video games together. People lanning often host LAN Parties consisting of many people on the same LAN, and like to do things like pull allnighters and consume TONS of caffeine. Currently, most people like to lan together to play first person shooters, or strategic games in which it is very important to communicate.
George: Hey Fred, you wanna go see a movie tomorrow night?
Fred: Sorry dude, tommorow I'm gonna be Lanning with some friends.. You can come as long as you bring your own computer and LAN cable, though!
George: Well I don't know, it depends what you guys are gonna be playing.
Fred: Don't worry man, we're gonna be playin Starcraft and CounterStrike.
George: Sweet, I'm in!
Fred: Yeah, but don't forget to bring your own caffeine!
Lanning by Jonas! July 22, 2006
The act of feeling loved by someone and thinking of someone for long periods of time and missing the person (unhealthy)
I am lanning today!
You seem like your lanning :)
The act of fucking about debating minor details of a plan esp. when followed by an almost inevitable no show.
"Culley stop lanning and just commit for once in your piss poorly planned time wasting existence"
Lanning by JournoBen August 26, 2008

lannings 

Somebody who says he has watched an TV show or movie but really haven't seen it.
A: "I've watched Dexter, Heisenberg is Mr. Coolness in person."

B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."
lannings by DoctorBread January 10, 2018

Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga) 

You lying

Used in a Sentence

Bro you lanning
Niggas lanning bruh
Gurl, she a lanner
Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga)

Bro you lanning
Niggas lanning bruh
Gurl, she a lanner

Edward Lanning 

The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough
I wish I could be like Edward Lanning
Edward Lanning by Hockey ed December 27, 2017
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