loaf top 

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

loaf top by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020

top loaf of bread 

Basically a hoe, everyone touches it but no one wants it

Damn bro she's the top loaf of bread

top loaf of bread by Pxrla October 7, 2019

split top cunt loaf 

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

split top cunt loaf by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

Toph It and Loaf It 

Following sexual intercourse with a woman (or man if you are into that kind of thing), the act of taking a deuce on the chest of said partner.

chrisTOPHER: "Dan you my boy. But remember that hot girl from the club, I'm going to toph it and loaf it."

Toph It and Loaf It by TophsBoy February 3, 2010