Loaded Potato 

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

Loaded Potato by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017

loaded potato

When you insert mashed potatoes into your significant others anus, have anal sex and after ejaculating eat the loaded potatoes out of their anus.

I had the greatest loaded potato last night at my boyfriends house!

loaded potato by Mixingasandeatinass April 21, 2026

loaded potato skins 

One of the best fucking appetizers on the planet. Basically just the outer skin of a potato filled with stuff like cheese, bacon, and/or chives. Top it with sour cream and boom.

Dude holy shit these loaded potato skins are so good.

loaded potato skins by sex_penis May 28, 2020

Loaded Baked Potato 

Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.

I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.

Loaded Baked Potato by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009

loaded baked potato 

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

loaded baked potato by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

Loaded Baked Potato 

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

Loaded Baked Potato by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018

Loaded Baked Potato 

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

Loaded Baked Potato by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008