Loaded Potato

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Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

Loaded Potato by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017

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loaded potato

When you insert mashed potatoes into your significant others anus, have anal sex and after ejaculating eat the loaded potatoes out of their anus.

I had the greatest loaded potato last night at my boyfriends house!

loaded potato by Mixingasandeatinass April 21, 2026

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loaded potato skins

One of the best fucking appetizers on the planet. Basically just the outer skin of a potato filled with stuff like cheese, bacon, and/or chives. Top it with sour cream and boom.

Dude holy shit these loaded potato skins are so good.

loaded potato skins by sex_penis May 28, 2020

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Loaded Baked Potato

Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.

I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.

Loaded Baked Potato by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009

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loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

loaded baked potato by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

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Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

Loaded Baked Potato by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018

Loaded Baked Potato

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

Loaded Baked Potato by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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