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An acronym, meaning "Laughing My Fucking Tits Off"
When Carlos took a crap on our neighbor's windshield, I started lmfta.
lmfta by shelly4prez12345 March 16, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
leftist person with retarded thought process
That's a typical leftard reaction...
Leftard by braindead liberals March 28, 2017
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lmfta LMFAO leftard LMFA LMFAOAOAO lmfaol Leftarded lmfafo lmfahoe LMFAI

LMFAOAOAOSOAOAOAHSNEKNSHDOSNEBKSOWOSHSHDNEKLWMEHRIDJE 

How an extra mf types LMFAO
* something funny *
Her extra ass : LMFAOAOAOSOAOAOAHSNEKNSHDOSNEBKSOWOSHSHDNEKLWMEHRIDJE
Is known as a Chinese hacker who works for the koreans. he's also known to partner with lmbao
LMFAO, he's a Chinese hacker
A laugh so powerful that it's basically saying that you laughed your ass that was fucking so much that your ass literally fell off.
Guy 1: Yo look at this meme!
Guy 2: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guy 1: Uhhhmmm.. yeah that was funny and all but why are there literally 2 giant pair of cheeks rolling across the floor now..?
LMFAO by warp_d June 25, 2022

Leftarded 

The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.
She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.
Leftarded by whatshitsme August 1, 2016

Leftardation 

Excessive brain damage often caused by drinking cyanide-laced Kool-Aid, those who are medically defined to be "Leftarded" appear to have the following symptoms:

Praise for third-world cultures, government structures, and 6th century barbaric war cults.

Praise for failed economic and political models that results in mass genocide.

Refusal to take consequence for their actions, and projects their own hatred on their opponents.

Denial of basic biological functions and cellular makeup.

Excessive weight gain, oversized earlobe earrings, as well as piercings and tattoos covering their bodies.

Hatred of pale skin pigmentation.

Views violent sacrifices of preborn babies as sacred.

Prone to outbursts of tears or anger if emotionally triggered.

Views violation of Federal Immigration Laws as legal.

Belief in state-run propaganda outlets as "truth", while suppressing alternate information.

If you, or a loved one, knows anybody who is a Leftard, the only known solution would be permanent exile to "Leftard Colony" quarantine zones, most notably California or Sweden.
Leftardation is a cancer to a free and properly functioning society, and must be cured at all costs if Western Civilization is to survive this pandemic of idiocy.
Leftardation by lCOYARlCllCOYAR February 15, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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