Laughing my fucking ass off rolling on the fucking floor laughing out fucking loud, haha.

Something you say when you want to sarcastically exaggerate laughing on the internet.

Bob - "Your mom"
Nat - "lmfaoroffloflhaha, stfu."

lmfaoroffloflhaha by gsgsaggar October 7, 2008

lmfaoroflol

Laugh my fucking ass off roling on the floor laughing out loud.

Dude 1: I like pie.

Dude 2: LMFAOROFLOL!

lmfaoroflol by Con Georgette February 17, 2008

Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

Acronym for laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy that looks like bill gates who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer

Bob: My cat just farted
John: Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb by Fred Jenkisberger October 26, 2010

LMFAOROTF

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Rolling On The Floor

Entered when texting, chatting or e-mail as: LMFAOROTF

LMFAOROTF by Central Texas Dude July 20, 2010

lmfaoroflwew

"laughing my ass off rolling on the floor laughing while eating waffles"

dude 2: man im eating some good waffles
dude 1: "insert hilarity here"
dude 2: lmfaoroflwew!

lmfaoroflwew by Marcopolo3773 January 18, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026