lmcnbo
an acronym for laugh my cock and balls off.
lmcnbo originates within the deepest rings of the outer realm. kang xai'qui the elden partook in the great cbt of 1267 b.n. where he was challenged by yung pi'uan for the throne. xai'qui accepted the challenge, laughing at the audacity of bi'uan's challenge. when the great cbt began, li'uan started strong, smashing his cock with the broadside of an axe. xai'qui, forever the master, attached jumper cables to his fat nutz, while garroting his massive fucking shaft. hi'uan followed up with a measly rock smash to the left balls, leaving xai'qui hysterical. to ensure victory, and to impress his peoples, xai'qui went for his best move yet. he drove a massive fucking fisher's price toy van over his own balls. in his recklessness, xai'qui's cock and balls were crushed and tore completely from his crotch. ji'uan became ruler, and the story of xai'qui went down in legend. thus, lmcnbo was birthed.
lmcnbo originates within the deepest rings of the outer realm. kang xai'qui the elden partook in the great cbt of 1267 b.n. where he was challenged by yung pi'uan for the throne. xai'qui accepted the challenge, laughing at the audacity of bi'uan's challenge. when the great cbt began, li'uan started strong, smashing his cock with the broadside of an axe. xai'qui, forever the master, attached jumper cables to his fat nutz, while garroting his massive fucking shaft. hi'uan followed up with a measly rock smash to the left balls, leaving xai'qui hysterical. to ensure victory, and to impress his peoples, xai'qui went for his best move yet. he drove a massive fucking fisher's price toy van over his own balls. in his recklessness, xai'qui's cock and balls were crushed and tore completely from his crotch. ji'uan became ruler, and the story of xai'qui went down in legend. thus, lmcnbo was birthed.
lmcnbo by pavement eater directors cut August 11, 2019