Lizard person

Lighthearted joking term for someone who's awkward and socially disconnected, and has to learn social skills by rote, almost as if they're another species trying to blend in among the humans.

"I found some conversation starters on the internet that I'm going to try out at the party tonight."

"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."

Lizard person by JCR1987 May 21, 2017

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"Mark ur acting just like a lizard person."
"Cause' I am one"

Lizard person by Mark zuccy boy the third May 21, 2018

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Lizard Person

Anyone that is a different shade of snowflake expecting a special gold colored label of authenticity for existing and gets offended when you mispronounce, misgender, or simply ask questions that they believe pertains to themselves feeling inferior despite it just being a neutral question to get to know them.

Scenario 1

Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!

Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.

*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*

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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa

Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.

*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?

Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.

*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-

Lizard Person by Amish Stalker February 28, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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