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little lever 

My hometown, Little lever is a small village located in in between the smog filled shitholes that are Farnworth and Ratcliffe (ratpit).

Entering little lever is like smelling the contents of your arse. the gypsy camp pengs!
Dont spend too much time around this area or you might end up in a body bag, shoe less!

The crime rate is unbelievable, 70% of children under 16 already have an asbo, and little levers most luxurious area:
the avenues. has a asbo rate of 100%.Not 1 of them have worked a day in there life and everyone is seeking benifits.
It makes benefits street (as seen on channel 4) look like disney land!

You can constantly hear the soothing noises of 50cc peddle and pop peds, all of them thinking there nicky hayden while traveling at an abrupt speed of 25mph!
All the males in that area either think they are ex s.a.s, king pins of the drug trade or notorious gangsters, while the woman think there Americas next top model.
women from this area usually loose there virginty around 11/12, every womans fanny looks like squished slug and has been battered multiple times by multiple different people.
If you live there you've proply shagged your own mum its like 1 big giant orgy!

the amount of inbreds has dropped dramitcally in the last 2 year dropping from 80% to 50% but the abortion rate has trippled.
with non of them being able to seek proper treatment the coat hanger is the most bought tool in the area scooping out over 2000 babies a year.
little lever by mr doge January 10, 2014

little lever school 

its a rubbish school. theyll go miles out of theyre way to stop people from injuries (barely) they dont help bullied students they dont use their cameras so kids sneak out the food is apauling it tastes like soup made in ur cats arse.
that shit hole is little lever school

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026