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little lever 

My hometown, Little lever is a small village located in in between the smog filled shitholes that are Farnworth and Ratcliffe (ratpit).

Entering little lever is like smelling the contents of your arse. the gypsy camp pengs!
Dont spend too much time around this area or you might end up in a body bag, shoe less!

The crime rate is unbelievable, 70% of children under 16 already have an asbo, and little levers most luxurious area:
the avenues. has a asbo rate of 100%.Not 1 of them have worked a day in there life and everyone is seeking benifits.
It makes benefits street (as seen on channel 4) look like disney land!

You can constantly hear the soothing noises of 50cc peddle and pop peds, all of them thinking there nicky hayden while traveling at an abrupt speed of 25mph!
All the males in that area either think they are ex s.a.s, king pins of the drug trade or notorious gangsters, while the woman think there Americas next top model.
women from this area usually loose there virginty around 11/12, every womans fanny looks like squished slug and has been battered multiple times by multiple different people.
If you live there you've proply shagged your own mum its like 1 big giant orgy!

the amount of inbreds has dropped dramitcally in the last 2 year dropping from 80% to 50% but the abortion rate has trippled.
with non of them being able to seek proper treatment the coat hanger is the most bought tool in the area scooping out over 2000 babies a year.
little lever by mr doge January 10, 2014

little lever school 

its a rubbish school. theyll go miles out of theyre way to stop people from injuries (barely) they dont help bullied students they dont use their cameras so kids sneak out the food is apauling it tastes like soup made in ur cats arse.
that shit hole is little lever school

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