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Lipsmack 

To smack a kiss from vagina lips onto something, or someone that makes the lips pucker and leave a vagina kiss mark behind. Opposite of teabagging.

For reference, imagine a hairless cat leaving pucker marks from it's rear end every time it sits on a smooth surface.
I ended up lipsmacking the toilet seat when it was down last night.

Chico fell asleep at the party first, so Oli teabagged him, but Lauren fell asleep next, so I lipsmacked her.
Lipsmack by KatKode3 November 24, 2022
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Lipsmacking Lush 

Man: "Have you tried the grilled lamb chops"
Woman: "Oh my gosh, YES, they are Lipsmacking Lush!"

lipsmacker 

An incredibly awesome brand of lipgloss/chapstick that comes in cool flavors such as Dr. Pepper and Crush and Cherry 7-up. They smell good and taste good, thus inducing more guys to kiss you.
Jamie: Liiike ehmagawd!!! I like just got the braaand new Dr. Pepper lipsmacker and it tastes like soooo good!

Michelle: Liiike ehmagawd!! That's like sooo cool-like all of the guys will liiiike want to kiss yo-oh hi Ryan.

Ryan: (says nothing) *Kissing Jamie* *finally gets off*
Jamie: Like, Damn you're like one hell of a kisser
Ryan: So are you-but that lipsmacker helped.
lipsmacker by Phoeeebeee November 9, 2006

Lipsmacker 

when a girl jumps into the water and lands legs-spread wide, smacking her crotch on the water. also known as "the doucher".
did you see tabatha jump? she totally did a lipsmacker! that must've hurt.
Lipsmacker by katsickle July 23, 2009

Litsmacked

The act of getting your shit wrecked in Literary terms
Wow, Franklin just got litsmacked
Litsmacked by Materra October 5, 2011
When a reporting Karen rubs their greasy lips on your dogs sack.
I bought all this peanut butter, but I'll just Lipsack them instead
Lipsack by Gardme April 24, 2023

Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish 

Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.