An in the closet man, who loves online role-playing,and tries to hide his gayness by dating the large breasted hired help. He can be recognized by his gay Star Wars sleeve tattoo on his right arm that matches his running trousers.
Oh look it's a gay Ewok... my bad it's just a Lippon.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.