limpert
A limp dick douche bag, a guy who always has dicksmell on his breath. A very annoying person, place, or thing.
limpert by savethebones October 24, 2012
Words you can keep
Dirty Limpert
The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!
I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!
Dirty Limpert by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022
Related Words
limpert • Dirty Limpert • Limper • limper stew • limpet • Lampert • lamperti • limbert • Limberting • Limbertt
lamperti
bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.
I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.
lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010
Coochie Lipertue
When you have two coochie lips hanging out when you don't wear underwear to bed
Pronounced: "Coochie Lip or Two"
Pronounced: "Coochie Lip or Two"
Roommate 1: "I am going to bed with no underwear on tonight"
Roommate 2: "...Damn, I am gonna to see a coochie lipertue in the morning!"
Roommate 2: "...Damn, I am gonna to see a coochie lipertue in the morning!"
Coochie Lipertue by pegglers February 27, 2023
limper stew
This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or dissapointment. It was first used in texas hold 'em poker.
limper stew by Limperbuster November 2, 2011
Limpet Whore
A name given to a girl who is your boyfriends 'best friend' who seems to be constantly attached to them 24/7 making it increasingly difficult to get any time alone together.
OR
Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.
OR
Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.
Friend 1: "Hey girl, who you liking at the moment?"
Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."
Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"
Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."
Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"
Limpet Whore by Lilac_Cat November 14, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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