limpert
A limp dick douche bag, a guy who always has dicksmell on his breath. A very annoying person, place, or thing.
limpert by savethebones October 24, 2012
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Dirty Limpert
The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!
I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!
Dirty Limpert by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022
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limpert • Dirty Limpert • Limper • limper stew • limpet • Lampert • lamperti • limbert • Limberting • Limbertt
lamperti
bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.
I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.
lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010
Coochie Lipertue
When you have two coochie lips hanging out when you don't wear underwear to bed
Pronounced: "Coochie Lip or Two"
Pronounced: "Coochie Lip or Two"
Roommate 1: "I am going to bed with no underwear on tonight"
Roommate 2: "...Damn, I am gonna to see a coochie lipertue in the morning!"
Roommate 2: "...Damn, I am gonna to see a coochie lipertue in the morning!"
Coochie Lipertue by pegglers February 27, 2023
limper stew
This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or dissapointment. It was first used in texas hold 'em poker.
limper stew by Limperbuster November 2, 2011
Limpet Whore
A name given to a girl who is your boyfriends 'best friend' who seems to be constantly attached to them 24/7 making it increasingly difficult to get any time alone together.
OR
Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.
OR
Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.
Friend 1: "Hey girl, who you liking at the moment?"
Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."
Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"
Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."
Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"
Limpet Whore by Lilac_Cat November 14, 2009
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).