limpert

A limp dick douche bag, a guy who always has dicksmell on his breath. A very annoying person, place, or thing.

That shane guy at work is a real limpert!

by savethebones October 24, 2012

Dirty Limpert

The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!

I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!

by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022

lamperti

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.

I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.

by airline pilot February 21, 2010

Coochie Lipertue

When you have two coochie lips hanging out when you don't wear underwear to bed

Pronounced: "Coochie Lip or Two"

Roommate 1: "I am going to bed with no underwear on tonight"
Roommate 2: "...Damn, I am gonna to see a coochie lipertue in the morning!"

by pegglers February 27, 2023

limper stew

This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or dissapointment. It was first used in texas hold 'em poker.

That dude just hit the flush on the river, this is limper stew!

by Limperbuster November 2, 2011

Limper

A Motobility Customer.

Heres another fucking Limper looking for a free car to abuse.

by DECKSPINNER April 11, 2011

Limpet Whore

A name given to a girl who is your boyfriends 'best friend' who seems to be constantly attached to them 24/7 making it increasingly difficult to get any time alone together.

OR

Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, who you liking at the moment?"

Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."

Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"

by Lilac_Cat November 14, 2009