Limberk

Half limbo, half twerk. Nearly impossible to do but great to watch.

"Jump the car park barrier? Too easy. Hold my pint while I limberk it."

by LowGradeTardigrade September 6, 2021

limbersexual

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.

"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."

by awjypodgy February 3, 2015

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

limberdick

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.

Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,

by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

limber

sleek, flexible, or otherwise. . . .really good in bed

My girlfriend is so limber, it's great sex.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Limber UP

1. (Sports) to exercise in order to be limber and agile
2. to make yourself flexible

You gotta limber up
Means: you gotta get more agile :

by Nimsz January 9, 2010

Limbeck

an awesome alt-country band from orange county.

Person 1: have you ever listened to Limbeck?

Person 2: Pshhhh yeah! Limbeck is RAD!!!

by traci February 5, 2004