Lilypadding

1) To stuff a toilet with toilet paper and crap on top of said toilet paper.

Chris walked into his bathroom only to find out that during the night his friends had been lilypadding his bathroom

by Eazy886 January 31, 2008

Lilypadding

When on a hot summer day, your balls dip in to the swampy funk of a heavily used toilet.

It was a hot, humid day, and had to take a massive deuce. Upon placing my buttocks on the nearest turd receptacle my balls immediately made splash down with the pre-existing filth below. Lilypadding had just occurred.

by Benicio Del Toro January 19, 2013

Lilypadding

to lick toad to get high; otherwise known as frenching the prince and doing kermit

Guy #1: Dude, lets go get high.

Guy #2: How?

Guy #1: Lets go lilypadding.

by I'm anonymous July 11, 2008

The Lilypad

A forum made in 2003 for Legendary Frog's fans to have their own forum. They started out OK, but under the communist hand of Leon, the members became racist pricks and the mods became lazy. Thus becoming one of the most hated popular BBS's in history. Though not all members there are bad, it is still a place you should avoid registering to.

Forum member: Oh hey, I heard you're originally a member of the Lilypad. Welcome.

Lilypad member: I can see on your Myspace that you're half colombian. Let's hope you don't hack onto all our accounts. OK?

by Subcon July 19, 2006

lilypad

When you put a wad of toliet paper down the porta John to avoid splash up of blue porta pity water (aka surfbutt)

Hey dude, don't forget to throw down a lilypad so you don't get smurfbutt.

by Papa and Mama Smurf October 24, 2017

Lilypad

A forum made in 2003 for Legendary Frog's fans to have their own forum. They started out OK, but under the communist hand of Leon, the members became racist pricks and the mods became lazy. Thus becoming one of the most hated popular BBS's in history. Though not all members there are bad, it is still a place you should avoid registering to.

Forum member: Oh hey, I heard you're originally a member of the Lilypad. Welcome.

Lilypad member: I can see on your Myspace that you're half colombian. Let's hope you don't hack onto all our accounts. OK?

by Subcon July 26, 2006

lilypad

A big splayed flat ball sack with a very small recessed penis. Lilypad lilypad

In a locker room*
"Brad, you see that huge sack?"
"Yeah Chad, flat but large"
"You see his dick?"
"No"
"Exactly, lilypad"

by Sammjang6$ January 18, 2016