Lilypadding 

1) To stuff a toilet with toilet paper and crap on top of said toilet paper.

Chris walked into his bathroom only to find out that during the night his friends had been lilypadding his bathroom

Lilypadding by Eazy886 January 31, 2008

Lilypadding 

When on a hot summer day, your balls dip in to the swampy funk of a heavily used toilet.

It was a hot, humid day, and had to take a massive deuce. Upon placing my buttocks on the nearest turd receptacle my balls immediately made splash down with the pre-existing filth below. Lilypadding had just occurred.

Lilypadding by Benicio Del Toro January 18, 2013

Lilypadding 

to lick toad to get high; otherwise known as frenching the prince and doing kermit

Guy #1: Dude, lets go get high.

Guy #2: How?

Guy #1: Lets go lilypadding.

Lilypadding by I'm anonymous June 23, 2008

Lilyponding 

The act of consuming Ghb by holding the mixer in the back of one's throat, and squirting the shot of G directly into that, bypassing the need for a glass altogether. I imagine the uvula floating in this delicious nectar like a Lily in a pond.

Don't need a glass, just lilyponding mine.

Lilyponding by #lilypondluis July 17, 2019

lily padding 

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.

lily padding by Big Mike February 21, 2005

Lily padding 

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

Lily padding by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020

lilleypadding 

Engaging in anal sex on the balcony of a public nightclub, and only discovering you did, indeed, use a condom when it resurfaces the next day.

Man, I saw some major Lilleypadding occurring in Heaven the other night.

lilleypadding by blobellis June 28, 2011