Lilypadding
Chris walked into his bathroom only to find out that during the night his friends had been lilypadding his bathroom
Lilypadding by Eazy886 January 31, 2008
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Lilypadding
It was a hot, humid day, and had to take a massive deuce. Upon placing my buttocks on the nearest turd receptacle my balls immediately made splash down with the pre-existing filth below. Lilypadding had just occurred.
Lilypadding by Benicio Del Toro January 18, 2013
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Lilyponding
The act of consuming Ghb by holding the mixer in the back of one's throat, and squirting the shot of G directly into that, bypassing the need for a glass altogether. I imagine the uvula floating in this delicious nectar like a Lily in a pond.
Lilyponding by #lilypondluis July 17, 2019
lily padding
going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.
lily padding by Big Mike February 21, 2005
Lily padding
When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.
I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.
Lily padding by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020
lilleypadding
Engaging in anal sex on the balcony of a public nightclub, and only discovering you did, indeed, use a condom when it resurfaces the next day.
lilleypadding by blobellis June 28, 2011
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