ligmanoia

Extreme suspicion of any new or unfamiliar words, thanks to years of conditioning from getting owned by bofa jokes.

"Hey you wanna go to that juice place? I heard their acai bowls are really good."
- "Acai.... acai... acai-d of this dick?"
"What? Do you not know what acai is? It's a fruit, they grind it up and make it into a sweet pomace, it's supposed to be good for you."
- "Pomace... pomace... pomace your ass?"
"You've got some serious ligmanoia."

by WHATWHATWHATWHAT September 27, 2021

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Likmanola

Likmanola is the act of fucking a squirrel upsidedown while a person by the name of Toddy watches intensely. Most commonly done with a bird peaking at your balls, to prevent this wrap a cucumber around your ballsack so those sneaky buggers don't cause infection.

Toddy: Hey Dovis, are you gonna likmanola today?
Dovis: Bring those cucumbers if you know what I mean.

by Balss on zingo June 8, 2022

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