light rock

Mediocre, ultra-overused, ultra-pop-culture, ultra-gaaaay music.

Phil Collins

by blah August 26, 2003

Lightrokinesis

The ability to light a lighter while completely baked out of your mine.

Jacob: Dude, I'm going to use my lightrokinesis to light this bowl!! *laughs hysterically*

Brad: Awesome! Lets get ripped!

by Joshj70 July 30, 2011

lightsocket

The act of inserting barbed wire carefully down the dick hole with extreme force. Then urinate, with the barbed wire in the penis hole, onto a light socket while standing on a nice wet floor (Preferably 4 or more inches of water with additives like acid for extra burning on the feet and a layer of exacto knifes glued upright on the floor for extreme cutting of the feet)

Life sucks so much I'm going to lightsocket myself tonight.

by acarpish March 26, 2008