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Light Duty 

What a member of the armed forces goes on, or becomes when they no longer feel the need for physical training. This is usually typical of a substandard individual, or 'turd' as they may be called from time to time. At times, some of these 'light duties' have a legitimate reason for not participating in physical training, however, most light duties will make themselves known at the most opportune time, ie, before a physical fitness test, or Company run. They usually will claim an ailment that is hard to diagnose, ie, back pain, knee pain, and the ultimate.. shin splints.
Guy #1: Man I really don't wanna run tomorrow. My favorite singer Adam Lambert is gonna be singing on Logo, and running will interfere with my duties as the Elton John Fan Club President.

Guy #2: No problem! Just go on Light Duty! That way, we can watch Adam Lambert all night long! Wanna make out?
Light Duty by thesituation89 January 21, 2010
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026