Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the
game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still
friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach.
Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.