life pro tip 

A tip about life

Life pro tip: define words that haven't been defined on Urban Dictionary. That way you get more likes

life pro tip by TerraByt3 June 12, 2021

LifeProTip 

An LPT is a Life Pro Tip. It's something that helps you improve your life in one way or another.

LifeProTip: Put a small amount of water in a glass when you microwave your pizza to keep the crust from getting chewy.

LifeProTip: Fill a sponge with water, put it in a plastic bag, and freeze it to make an inexpensive ice pack.

LifeProTip: Throw your shower curtain in the washing machine with some vinegar before thinking of getting rid of it, to rid it of mildew and restore it like it was new again.

LifeProTip by bob_cobb September 11, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016