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life glitch 

The occurrence when one lags because of a bad connection, gets out of the map, or screen looks in real life (rl). A life glitch can not occur while playing vid3o g4mes because vg's don't exist. Life glitchers only play one game, life. Also known as being under the influence of h4x. Bad connections in R.L are very common life glitches. One in four people die in America being life glitched.
"Lolz I love hunting bears!" Dave
"I would like it a lot better if you werent looking at my screen the whole time" Tom
"Its not my fault that your internet connection is from walmart and your lagging so much you can hardly shoot. Looks like your life glitching" Dave
"Bite my h4x, lolz man" Tom
life glitch by Count H4X November 8, 2007
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Life's a glitch

Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.
Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.

Steve: Life's a Beach!

Stan: Boring!

Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.

Tyler: Life's a glitch!

Stan: *laughs.

Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!
Life's a glitch by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023

limeglitch 

a word to describe a long penis, or the person who owns it.
"Jerry has such a LimeGlitch"
limeglitch by LimeGlitch April 30, 2022

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026