Life choice

“I bet you’re regretting your life choice now” said when someone has chosen to leave there coat at home in the middle of winter.

Life choice by Rcka18 November 6, 2018

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Life Choice

Another way of saying "decision that will have a major impact on the course of my life."

Also used for comic effect to refer to minor day-to-day decisions.

Aaron: I just started doing methamphetamine.
Jonathan: That's a bad life choice.

Comic usage:

Bob: I just ate a half gallon of ice cream. That was a bad life choice.

Life Choice by mattjm June 12, 2016

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Bad Life Choices

Hooking up with someone whom you know -for whatever reason- is someone you really should NOT be hooking up with.

It's 8AM Sunday morning, you're doing the walk of shame in last night's clothes... or what's left of them.

There's only one thought going through your head as you try to remember where your car is:
Dammit! I Make Bad Life Choices.

"Bad Life Choices" are usually sex-life related and tend to fall under having 'sexual relations' with 1 or more of the following; your boss, a co-worker, a cousin, a friend's lover, your mom's boyfriend, your ex's sister, a known player, total stranger or a random groupie and/or friday night ho, etc. etc. etc.

Bad Life Choices by RckRllrLveH8r June 19, 2011