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Life Choice 

Another way of saying "decision that will have a major impact on the course of my life."

Also used for comic effect to refer to minor day-to-day decisions.
Aaron: I just started doing methamphetamine.
Jonathan: That's a bad life choice.

Comic usage:

Bob: I just ate a half gallon of ice cream. That was a bad life choice.
Life Choice by mattjm June 12, 2016

Bad Life Choices 

Hooking up with someone whom you know -for whatever reason- is someone you really should NOT be hooking up with.
It's 8AM Sunday morning, you're doing the walk of shame in last night's clothes... or what's left of them.

There's only one thought going through your head as you try to remember where your car is:
Dammit! I Make Bad Life Choices.

"Bad Life Choices" are usually sex-life related and tend to fall under having 'sexual relations' with 1 or more of the following; your boss, a co-worker, a cousin, a friend's lover, your mom's boyfriend, your ex's sister, a known player, total stranger or a random groupie and/or friday night ho, etc. etc. etc.

Bad Life Choices 

Justin Biebers life
" Don't do a Justin Bieber " = Bad Life Choices
Bad Life Choices by Romeo 69 August 6, 2016

Definition of poor life choices 

Ieva (me)
-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026